Introverted Conference Attendee Torn Between Participating In Icebreaker And Throwing Self Off Bridge (Satire)

Jul 8th 2026 5:04pm EDT

BROOKLYN, NY — Introverted conference attendee Art Pendelton was torn this morning between participating in a mandatory icebreaker or throwing himself off a bridge.

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