Dejected Mamdani Admits He Lacks Legal Authority To Invade Poland (Satire)

Jul 22nd 2026 11:28am EDT

NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani tearfully admitted in a recorded statement that he does not, in fact, have any legal authority to invade Poland.

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