SATIRE - In Attempt To Bring Back Audiences, Disney Recuts 'Lightyear' To Add Some Minions

Jul 6th 2022 8:16pm EDT

BURBANK, CA — After Disney’s Lightyear disappointed at the box office, failing to earn as much in three weeks as Minions: The Rise of Gru earned in one weekend, Disney announced they are releasing a new cut of Lightyear into theaters — this time with minions added. Powered by WPeMatico

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