SATIRE - Angels Announce McDonald's Ice Cream Machines On New Earth Will Work 67% Of The Time

Aug 14th 2022 11:51am EDT

ST. LOUIS, MO — After hearing another cry to the Almighty over a broken McDonald’s ice cream machine, the Lord sent an angel to reassure believers that in Christ’s Kingdom the machines will at least work the majority of the time. Powered by WPeMatico

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