SATIRE - Boxing Training Gives Man Skills To Defend Himself If He's Ever Assaulted By A 60-Pound Cylindrical Beanbag

Sep 1st 2022 1:52pm EDT

TEMECULA, CA — After a harrowing incident with an aggressive hobo last year, local man Kevin Michaels picked up a membership at a nearby boxing gym for regular training. Sources confirm he has thrown himself into building his skills and strength, and now wouldn’t even blink if attacked by a 60-lb heavy-bag, provided he had […]

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