SATIRE - Pennsylvania Results Extremely Slow As Fetterman Is Counting The Ballots Himself

Nov 8th 2022 10:00pm EST

PENNSYLVANIA — Results from the midterm elections this week could take months or even years to come back, Pennsylvania election officials confirmed, after candidate John Fetterman insisted on counting the ballots himself. According to sources, Fetterman was handed a stack of ballots and began counting. “1… 2… 3…” he began, poll watchers claim, stating that […]

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