SATIRE - After Hearing It’s A Dangerous Hazard That’s Killed Millions, Biden Proposes Ban On Fire

Jan 12th 2023 2:38pm EST

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden’s continued efforts to make the world a better place by judiciously banning everything people hold dear continues to bear fruit. After educating the ignorant public on the dangers of gas stoves, the Commander-in-Chief has now set his crosshairs on a hazard that has killed millions throughout history: Fire. Powered by […]

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