SATIRE - Local Hen Surpasses Elon Musk In Net Worth

Jan 26th 2023 2:40pm EST

WOOSTER, OH — With egg prices soaring to historic highs, multi-billionaire Elon Musk has been dethroned as world’s richest after local farmer Old Man Hopkins reported that his New Hampshire Red — who he had named “Hen” — had surpassed Musk in net worth.

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