SATIRE - Gay Couple Shops For A Designer Baby To Match Their Shoes

Jan 31st 2023 12:32pm EST

ASHEVILLE, NC — According to sources, local gay couple Garth Millens and Chaz Nimby have begun the process of shopping for a brand-new designer baby to adopt as their own — hopefully one that matches their shoes and will look fetching when they’re walking with it down Grove Street.

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