SATIRE - Lauren Boebert Decides She Won't Go To Heaven After Hearing There Are No Guns There
Feb 7th 2023 1:32pm EST
PUEBLO, CO — In a stunning reversal, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reportedly decided not to spend eternity in Heaven after finding out there won’t be firearms there. The lawmaker made her choice following a disappointing conversation with her pastor.
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