SATIRE - American Academy Of Pediatrics Now Recommending Puberty Blockers To Treat Strep Throat
Feb 7th 2023 4:42pm EST
ITASCA, IL — The American Academy of Pediatrics has announced new recommendations for treating childhood strep throat using puberty blockers. According to sources, the new guidelines came after repeated requests from Pfizer, Planned Parenthood, and a small mob of blue-haired people outside threatening to burn down their Illinois headquarters.
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