SATIRE - 'Ugh, Why Didn't We Just Die In Egypt??' Cries Israelite After Stubbing Toe

Mar 7th 2023 4:58pm EST

MT SINAI — After being freed from slavery by the God of Abraham, witnessing 10 terrible plagues against Pharaoh, and walking across the Red Sea on dry ground to escape from Egypt’s army, Kemuel son of Bahram, of the tribe of Benjamin, is demanding to be brought back to die in Egypt after stubbing his […]

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