SATIRE - Chili’s Introduces New Silent Fajitas For Introverts

Mar 10th 2023 1:22pm EST

DALLAS, TX — Introverts nationwide can rejoice (quietly, in a room by themselves), as the restaurant chain Chili’s has announced plans to add new silent fajitas to menus across the country. This news will provide welcome relief to millions of people who have long wanted to enjoy fajitas without the loud, sizzling presentation.

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