SATIRE - To Make Baseball More Exciting, Pitchers Who Violate Pitch Clock Will Be Dropped Into Pit Of Alligators

Mar 30th 2023 5:37pm EDT

SAN DIEGO, CA — As a part of Major League Baseball’s new push to both speed up the pace of games and make them more exciting for spectators, it was announced that pitchers who violate the new pitch clock will then be dropped into a pit of hungry alligators as punishment.

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