SATIRE - Pentagon Secures Against Future Intelligence Leaks By Installing Ring Doorbell
Apr 11th 2023 3:47pm EDT
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Defense is taking unprecedented steps to secure the Pentagon after a massive intel leak put lives in danger around the world. According to sources, officials are hoping they’ve seen the last of damaging security breaches thanks to their brand-new Ring doorbell.
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