Upon Hearing About Pentagon Leaks Weeks After the Rest of the World, Austin Declared “Bix Nood, Muthafuka”
Apr 12th 2023 2:49am EDT
Apparently, after weeks of the internet knowing about the Pentagon leaks, the head of the Pentagon, Lloyd Austin, is just now getting word. Upon hearing of the leaks, Austin said, “bix nood, muthafucka” and began grabbing his crotch aggressively. His gun was not on safety, so the aggressive crotch grabbing caused his weapon to discharge […]
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