SATIRE - Romantic Scene In Little Mermaid Reboot Will Have Ariel Signing 35-Page Consent Form Before Kissing Eric
Apr 12th 2023 3:56pm EDT
LOS ANGELES, CA — Disney’s live-action remake of The Little Mermaid promises to revitalize the classic with a more diverse cast and crew, as well as the addition of an extended romantic scene that ends with Ariel reviewing and signing a 35-page consent form before Eric is able to “Kiss The Girl.”
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