Lauren Boebert Attempts To Smooth Things Over With New Line Of Purity Rings (Satire)

Sep 19th 2023 2:15pm EDT

RIFLE, CO — In an attempt to appease evangelical voters who were disgusted by her display of promiscuity at Buell Theater in downtown Denver, U.S. Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has announced a brand new line of purity rings.

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