Local Man Slips Into Deep Depression After Running Out Of Things To Pressure Wash (Satire)

Oct 8th 2024 3:49pm EDT

GARY, IN — Sources close to local man Caleb Norbert reported that the 43-year-old husband and father had tragically slipped into a deep depression after realizing he had run out of things to pressure-wash.

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