RFK Jr Balloons To 350 Pounds After Single Bite Of Mcdonalds (Satire)

Nov 18th 2024 2:34pm EST

U.S. — The upcoming Secretary of Health & Human Services has reportedly ballooned to a horrific 350 lbs after a single bite of McDonald’s. Sources confirm Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. was bullied into taking a bite of the unhealthy food for a photo op aboard Trump Force One.

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