Making America Healthy Again: RFK Jr. Announces Reduction Of 5 Second Rule To 3 Second Rule (Satire)
Dec 6th 2024 1:19pm EST
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the latest step in his quest to make America healthy again, incoming Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that the “five-second rule” will now be reduced to the “three-second rule.”
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