FBI Asks X Users To Please Stop Solving Crimes Before They Do (Satire)

Jan 2nd 2025 3:03pm EST

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a formal statement, the FBI has called on Internet sleuths, particularly X users, to please stop solving crimes before they have a chance to do so.

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