Scholars Conclude Trumpets During Jesus' Return Means He Will Come Back With A Ska Band (Satire)
Jan 31st 2025 5:10pm EST
FORT WAYNE, IN — A crack team of theological scholars finally laid an age-old debate within Christendom to rest last week by concluding that the trumpets at Christ’s return mean that Jesus will come back with a ska band.
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