Bad Timing? Tesla Announces New Cybertruck Model 'The Fuhrer' (Satire)

Mar 17th 2025 6:21pm EDT

AUSTIN, TX — Stock in Tesla dropped this week following the announcement of a new vehicle named The Fuhrer, an advanced CyberTruck model featuring improved handling, a larger battery capacity for driving further between charges, and improved front sensors masked by what appears to be a stylish mustache.

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