Woman Hears Trumpets Indicating Christ's Return, Frantically Begins Cleaning House (Satire)
Apr 22nd 2025 12:06pm EDT
FORREST CITY, AR — According to sources, the trumpet call announcing the glorious return of Christ has sounded throughout the earth, leading local woman Amber Clark to begin frantically cleaning her home.
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