After Food Dye Ban, Fruity Pebbles To Be Changed To Whitey Pebbles (Satire)

Apr 22nd 2025 6:59pm EDT

U.S. — Following news that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had officially banned artificial food dyes, Post Consumer Brands announced that it would be changing its “Fruity Pebbles” cereal to the more compliant “Whitey Pebbles.”

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