God Introduces New Hydrating, Zero Sugar Beverage With No Artificial Dyes (Satire)
Apr 24th 2025 12:41pm EDT
EARTH — Health enthusiasts received exciting news this week, as God introduced a new hydrating, zero-sugar beverage that has absolutely no artificial dyes, no carbs, and is completely devoid of any calories.
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