Global Birth Rates Hit Historic Lows As Elon Musk Busy With DOGE (Satire)

Apr 29th 2025 4:44pm EDT

CAMBRIDGE, MA — A group of prominent sociologists sounded an alarm this week, citing new data that indicated global fertility rates had hit historic lows while Elon Musk was busy with DOGE.

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