Marco Rubio Named Interim Lawn Guy (Satire)

May 3rd 2025 1:12pm EDT

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of firing long-time White House lawn guy Juarez Stevenson, Secretary of State Marco Rubio scored yet another position today, with Trump naming Rubio interim Lawn Guy.

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