'Run! Get Out While You Can!' Scream Dying Ferns As Woman Brings In New Houseplant (Satire)
May 12th 2025 4:22pm EDT
DENVER, CO — Local woman Shaylyn Bridger brought home three new houseplants this week, prompting her half-dead ferns to scream at them to get out while they still could.
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