Man Unable To Lose Weight Considers Adding Second Push-Up To Workout Routine (Satire)
Jun 3rd 2025 3:49pm EDT
MILWAUKEE, WI — Frustrated with how slowly he’s been losing weight, 42-year-old Jack Brenson has started considering adding a second push-up to his weekly workout routine.
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