Jesus Delights Crowd By Miraculously Turning Oatmeal Raisin Cookies Into Chocolate Chip (Satire)
Jul 1st 2025 3:54pm EDT
BETHSAIDA — The amazing reputation built by a Galilean carpenter-turned-traveling rabbi grew even more impressive this week, as Jesus of Nazareth miraculously turned a plate of disgusting oatmeal raisin cookies into chocolate chip.
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