Pam Bondi Confirms Ark Of The Covenant Sitting On Her Desk Waiting To Be Reviewed (Satire)

Jul 7th 2025 1:23pm EDT

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the world waited with bated breath to learn about the contents of the ancient biblical artifact, U.S. Attorney General Pam Pondi made an official statement confirming that the Ark of the Covenant was sitting on her desk waiting to be reviewed.

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