Man Who Needs To Wake Up Early Sets Dog To Vomit At 5:00 AM (Satire)
Sep 4th 2025 1:06pm EDT
DENVER, CO — Struggling to find a way to get up early to make it in to work on time, a local man decided to go with the foolproof method of setting his dog to vomit at 5:00 AM.
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