Gandalf Tells Saruman To Stop Doom-Scrolling On Palantír (Satire)

Sep 15th 2025 2:16pm EDT

ISENGARD — According to reports coming from the tower of Orthanc, Gandalf has told his fellow wizard Saruman to stop doom-scrolling on his palantír.

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