Captain Falcon Starting To Wonder If Always Shouting ‘FALCON PUNCH’ Might Be Telegraphing Moves (Satire)
Sep 20th 2025 3:15pm EDT
ARENA FEROX — As his opponent once again successfully dodged his attack, Captain Falcon began to wonder if shouting “FALCON PUNCH!!” before punching people might be telegraphing his moves.
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