RFK Announces It’s Actually Fine To Eat The Stuff In The Little Pouch That Says 'Do Not Eat' (Satire)
Sep 23rd 2025 12:50pm EDT
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Decades of fear were swept away for millions of Americans this week, as Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that it’s actually fine to eat the stuff in the little pouch that says “DO NOT EAT.”
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