'We Don't Need Help Against Antifa,' Announces Portland Mayor Currently On Fire (Satire)
Sep 29th 2025 2:23pm EDT
PORTLAND, OR — Despite urgent pleas from the public to address the chaos unleashed on the city by radical leftist terrorists, the mayor of Portland downplayed the threat of Antifa and announced that the group that had just lit him on fire was completely under control.
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