With Government Shutdown Closing National Parks, Moose Forced to Find New Jobs (Satire)

Oct 7th 2025 3:51pm EDT

GRAND TETONS, WA — In a tragic displacement caused by the ongoing government shutdown of National Parks, moose across the country have been forced to find new jobs.

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