Scandal As Blue Jays Test Positive For Performance-Enhancing Maple Syrup (Satire)
Oct 25th 2025 2:06pm EDT
TORONTO — Scandal has rocked the baseball world as shortly after their 11-4 World Series victory, several members of the Toronto Blue Jays tested positive for performance-enhancing maple syrup.
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