Tragic: Man Runs Out Of Conversation Topics 45 Seconds Into Haircut (Satire)

Nov 1st 2025 11:34pm EDT

KANSAS CITY, MO — Tragedy struck in a local barbershop today, as a man realized just 45 seconds into getting his haircut that he had already run out of all conversation topics.

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