Democrats Agree To End Shutdown In Exchange For 15% Off Coupon To Cracker Barrel (Satire)
Nov 10th 2025 11:50am EST
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The record-length shutdown of the federal government was finally set to reach its conclusion, as Senate Democrats agreed to end the shutdown in exchange for a 15% off coupon to Cracker Barrel.
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