Dodge Introduces New Truck Headlights That Blast Gamma Ray Bursts Into Your Eyeballs (Satire)
Nov 14th 2025 4:04pm EST
AUBURN HILLS, MI — Truck manufacturer Dodge unveiled new headlights today that would come standard with new models and were designed specifically to blast gamma ray bursts into your eyeballs.
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