To Save Time, ICE Begins Mass Arrests Of Everyone At Soccer Fields (Satire)
Nov 19th 2025 5:27pm EST

U.S. — In order to increase its efficiency in finding illegal immigrants, ICE has unveiled a new tactic of going to all the soccer fields in town and mass-arresting everyone present.
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