13 Things Safer To Give Your Kids Than A Smartphone (Satire)

Dec 10th 2025 1:58pm EST

The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu of purchasing your child a smartphone, perhaps consider any of these 13 safer alternatives:

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