RED ALERT: Your Toddler Can Now Reach The Counter (Satire)
Jan 9th 2026 4:42pm EST
RED ALERT! Everything you once believed is a lie. Your toddler is now capable of reaching your counters, and nothing in your home is safe anymore.
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