Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch (Satire)
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As lawmakers and other notable figures gathered once again for the annual solemn occasion to petition the Almighty God on behalf of the country, politicians were reportedly hoping that the National Prayer Breakfast would wrap up in time for them to make it to the scheduled Coke Orgy Lunch.
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