To Make Games Fair, MLB Will Now Have Managers Line Everyone Up And Pick Teams Before Each Game (Satire)

Feb 5th 2026 1:52pm EST

NEW YORK, NY. — As teams and fans alike gear up for the start of a new baseball season, to make games more fair, Major League Baseball will now have managers line everyone up and pick teams before each game.

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