CVS Clerk Reminds Looter To Enter Rewards Number Before Fleeing (Satire)
Jul 24th 2026 6:39pm EDT
SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a CVS employee kept a clear head amid the chaos of a recent “smash and grab” event on Friday, being sure to helpfully remind a looter to enter his rewards number before fleeing.
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