SATIRE - Waffle House Shuts Down 16 Locations As Areas Become Too Nice And Crime-Free

Jul 13th 2022 2:28pm EDT

NEW YORK, NY — Multiple Waffle House locations have been forced to close their doors permanently following an uptick in public safety and a drastic reduction in crime. The Waffle House locations were simply no longer able to function in pristine, well-funded areas that their customers were not used to. Powered by WPeMatico

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